Doing the Whole30 with my husband was a little like joining a cult. I couldn’t stop talking about the fact that I was on the diet. I would go on and on and it consumed every part of my life. People responded with either – “That’s really hard, wow good for you” or “ARE YOU CRAZY, AND DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?”
For the latter group, yes, I am, and no, I don’t.
Why I tried the Whole30
My best friend did the Whole30 while she was in law school. (She’s crazy too.) Her and her roommate told me how their skin cleared up, they felt much better, and their stomachs stopped hurting – things they didn’t think were possible. I thought – MY stomach always hurts! I have the skin of a 15-year-old! I never feel 100%! But, alas, I was still living with my parents, and you just don’t tell your Italian mother you can’t eat pasta for a month. You just don’t.
So, after enjoying our new marriage for half a year, my husband and I decided to ruin our happy little life by trying the Whole30. (I’m just kidding, except he walked around like it was a death sentence.) I was hoping to feel better and finally have the clear skin I always dreamed of.
What I wish I knew
Doing the Whole30 is a little like diving into the deep end – you go cold turkey with all the things you are used to eating. The first few days are no big deal, but inevitably you end up wanting to murder someone if it means you can have whiskey. (No? Just me?) What I mean is, you can never fully prepare besides just putting on your big girl panties and doing it. But there are some things I wish I knew first…
- It’s gonna cost ya. Unless you want to stick to a few super simple and cheap meals over and over, you’re gonna spend a lot of money. Because:
- Healthy foods are expensive
- You probably don’t just casually have toasted sesame seed oil and ghee in your pantry
- You’re going to want to try the fancy, fun recipes you find on Pinterest and in your new Whole30 cookbook.
- THIS ADDITIVES INFORMATION SHEET EXISTS. I would have had a much easier time shopping if I had this cheat sheet the first few weeks. It was a life saver when the all-consonant ingredients meant nothing to me, Whole30 approved or not. Also go download everything else they have on their official site. You. Are. Welcome.
- It might not work…it may even make things worse. Oh gosh, I am sorry. But my skin got worse, y’all. And I never hit “Tiger Blood” like they promised. And I still felt poopy, except this time, I couldn’t cover it with sugar and whiskey. But I am NOT saying that you shouldn’t try it. Because I did the diet, I realized that maybe I have a sensitivity to the types of food ON the program. My next food experiment? Cut out potatoes and other FODMAP foods. Plus, I know quite a few people who had great experiences and learned a lot by doing it.
So there you go – the things I wish I knew before I started the Whole30. In the end, I am super proud of me and the hubby for doing it, even if we fudged the whole “reintroduction” part. (I would have done that part had I been feeling great, honest!) No matter what happens when you try it, you will feel really accomplished for getting through a really tough 30 days. Hashtag, willpower. I started 2018 with the word “Foundation” and continuing to learn about what makes my body happy, while having adventures with my new husband, was definitely part of that goal.
Have you tried it? What was your experience? Do you have any tips for me as I keep trying to feel less crappy? Do you want to try but have questions for me?
PS – Wow – it’s been a while since I last wrote. My b, all three of you followers. ;)